BOCA RATON, FL - Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro, known for incessantly mocking Rep Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and inviting her to debate him, has admitted to reporters that he now feels lost and aimless following the announcement that AOC is now engaged to her longtime boyfriend.

"Listen folks - I only wanted to own her with facts and logic and then explain economics to her, ok?" Shapiro confessed while flipping through all the letters he'd written to AOC but never sent.

"We could have had something special, ok gang?" he lamented. "I am quite sure I sent her all the correct signals - I called her names, I made fun of her giant eyes - you know, all the classic schoolyard charm. But she never seemed to notice me. Now she is with that other loser and will remain dumb forever."

"I will

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