FORT DODGE, IA — A spiritual sigh could briefly be heard breaking through the veil separating worlds as local man Edgar Russell settled down for an evening of watching Netflix and eating Pringles as his guardian angel stood dutifully over him to make sure he didn't choke.
Russell had never before claimed a supernatural experience, but he later recalled feeling like someone was in the room with him as he binged TV and ate a bunch of junk food. "Maybe my guardian angel was watching over me," he said with a thoughtful gaze at the sky even though the guardian angel was invisibly standing right next to him. Spiritual sources say this statement by Russel elicited an eye roll from his spiritual guardian.
"I almost wish he would choke," the angel said. "That would at least be exciting."
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