U.S. - The nation wished this week that God would send someone who could unify people across all races, classes, genders, tribes, and tongues. People from all across the country thought it would be great if there were some sort of perfect God-Man who could bear all personal sin and racial enmity in Himself in a kind of sacrificial act that would culminate in ending racism forever.

"If only there were someone that could take the racial divide and execute it -- maybe, I dunno, through like a crucifixion or something -- for good," said local man Fred Howser. "He could pay for all our sins and make it so that we can unite with others despite our differences in nationalities and ethnicities." Howser further suggested this person could take the dividing wall of hostility between races down and

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