BATON ROUGE, LA — Following several years of diligent highlighting during his daily devotions, a local man has soaked every single word in his Bible with layers of neon highlighter and underlining, and now has no idea which Scriptures are inspired and which are optional.
"I should have listened to my wife – if everything is highlighted, nothing is." shared Dave McDoink on his "Daily Bread" Facebook group. "My addiction to highlighting has resulted in the thin scritta pages of my Bible becoming wrinkled and shrunken from the abuse, to say nothing of the spiritual disaster of my being unable to discern which verses are the important ones and which ones aren't!"
"What have I done?!"
McDoink shared his highlighting journey with the group, explaining that he had started with a classic yellow