KLEEFELD, MB

Mrs. Hiebert was “completely unimpressed” with the hole her husband had drilled in the kitchen floor when she came home from Bible Study on Wednesday night.

“He says he’s ice-fishing,” said Mrs. Hiebert. “Well, the only things he’s fishing for are the preserves in the basement and maybe a rodent or two.”

Mr. Hiebert claims his new ice-fishing shack is much more convenient than the old one.

“It’s warmer, it’s cleaner, and there’s always Martha around to hand me a beer or cook me up some cracklings,” said Mr. Hiebert. “Plus I can ice-fish like this all year round!”

Mr. Hiebert was seen sitting around the hole on a bucket wearing nothing but boxer shorts.

“Ah, this is the life!” said Mr. Hiebert. “Fishing, family, and convenient access the fridge.”

Three Hiebert children h

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