NEW YORK CITY, NY — New York mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani was seriously injured Saturday after getting pinned under a pair of 5 lb. yoga bells at an election event.

"These massive dumbbells represent oppression," Mamdani said to cries of excitement as he prepared to lift a pair of small yoga weights. "Watch as I lift it off the people — help! Help! Somebody help me! I need a spotter! HEEELLP!"

Witnesses reportedly heard a loud cracking sound as Mamdani's arms snapped like twigs and the lightweight yoga bells fell onto his chest, pinning him to the ground.

"Wow! That man is a machine!" supporters said as they watched Mamdani struggle under the yoga weights like a pill bug on its back. "He's trying so hard! Inspiring!"

According to campaign officials, Mamdani had been attempting to d

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