U.S. - In order to ensure the safety of America's children, innovative tech company Creatigy Inc. has created a new app that will alert you about things that could endanger your kids. These new alerts will show up on mobile devices to helpfully remind you that Bill Clinton is out there roaming around somewhere.

According to federal authorities, Bill Clinton has still not been arrested and is freely moving throughout the country. The new app will remind you of this fact every 15 minutes so you can stay alert to your surroundings and keep an eye on your kids. Users who enable the GPS feature will get an additional alert when Bill Clinton has been spotted within 5 miles of your location.

"We are excited to be rolling out this new app starting next week," said Creatigy CEO Brad Wilber. "We t

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