CHILLIWACK, BC

In a heroic act of self-sacrifice and solidarity with marginalized people, local man Mr. Toews, 31, took a break from playing to tweet out the following message to his 108 followers: “Oba, everyone needs to just chill.” For his tremendous contribution to public discourse, Toews is strongly being considered for the 2020 Nobel Peace prize.

“I don’t consider myself a hero,” said Toews. “I just did what anyone would have done in the circumstances. Plus my PS4 crashed and I had nothing better to do for a few minutes there.”

Toews received considerable praise for his profound tweet, which has many people rethinking the way they live their lives.

“It’s given me a new lease in life,” said Andrea Klassen, who saw the tweet. “Just when I thought there was more to solving complex

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