In another American timeline, former football coach Tim Walz , rather than the Yale-educated MAGA toady J.D. Vance, is the vice president of the United States — in the White House of Democratic President Kamala Harris.

But Donald Trump won the 2024 election, and Walz, still the governor of Minnesota, was in Minneapolis on Monday giving a fiery speech to kick off the Democratic National Committee’s summer meetings. He even engaged in a bit of political fanfic, describing how a Harris presidency might be playing out right about now.

“We wouldn’t wake up every day to a bunch of shit on TV,” Walz said, “and a bunch of nonsense” from Trump. “We would wake up to an adult with compassion and dignity and vision and leadership doing the work — not a man-child crying about whatever’s wrong w

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