“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.”

So wrote pop icon Taylor Swift on her Instagram account , alongside a picture of said “educators” embracing in a flowery garden, and showing off a massive engagement ring. The post was punctuated with a firecracker and backed by her song So High School.

Within hours, online likes surged past the 13 million that is the population of Swift’s home state of Pennsylvania, although it’s likely well-wishers were more spread out than just the tri-state area.

Some celebrity watchers have pointed out that the metaphor works. Travis Kelce, the newly minted fiancé, is a tight end (yes, you can snicker) with the Kansas City Chiefs, putting him squarely in “gym teacher” realm.

And Swift’s fans have long said that she gives off “Eng

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