President Donald Trump held one of his cult-of-personality Cabinet meetings Tuesday, most of which was spent, of course, with his minions lathering him up with obsequious praise.

First up was Steve Witkoff, who gushed that his position as special envoy to the Middle East is “the greatest honor of my life,” thanking Trump for the “privilege” of representing his “humanitarian effort” to solve global conflicts—a promise that Trump has spectacularly failed to deliver on since Day 1.

Meanwhile, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer begged Trump to visit her office so he can “see your big, beautiful face on a banner in front of the Department of Labor, because you are really the transformational president of the American worker.”

And Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins thanked Trump “for savin

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