DALLAS, TX — As part of a company-wide initiative to increase revenue and provide a greater level of comfort for its passengers, Southwest Airlines announced that, effective immediately, your mom would be required to charter the entire plane to accommodate her.

Despite the accompanying public relations backlash for discriminating against people of size, Southwest said that the policy was intended to make your mom more comfortable during her travel, with clearing out the entire plane being the only effective method.

"It's the only way to have enough room for your mom," said Southwest spokesman Dale Eggert. "We've heard the complaints of our passengers in the past about not having enough leg room or being unable to sit comfortably for long flights. And while we will require plus-sized pass

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