By Adam Dutton

A dim dad who lied about shining a laser at a police helicopter told cops, “Oh, I’m f****d” after they found it under his sofa.

The National Police Air Service (NPAS) chopper was flying over County Durham in search of a missing person when a laser pen was beamed into the cockpit.

Footage shows the laser lout dazzle the pilot with the green pen before his location is pinpointed by the crew.

The yob was even filmed standing outside his front door with the laser before darting back inside when the aircraft flew overhead.

A patrol car was deployed to the property in Highland Terrace, Ferryhill, County Durham, just after 10 pm on June 29.

Bodycam footage shows officers swoop on the address and quiz Colin Quinn, 44, who was eating his dinner.

He claimed he had been watc

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