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Everyone knows there's no more efficient organization than the United States government. Everything they touch flourishes and succeeds.

Here are ten totally sensible reasons why you should completely trust the government with your hard-earned cash.

The government always makes super sound financial decisions : The United States government has never wasted a single dollar, ever.

If they lose it, they can always print more : Problem solved. There are no consequences to printing money.

They're so great at keeping track of things, like crime statistics: You can definitely trust that they'll be great at keeping track of all the money you send them.

Nancy Pelosi has a hot stock tip and she wants your money so she can invest it wisely : What are you gonna do? Just let

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