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As the male staff of the Babylon Bee wiped away tears after seeing the engagement photos, we couldn't help being overcome by all the ways Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce point us to Christ. Here are just ten of them:

Taylor Swift cannot dance, reminding us of how Jesus cannot sin: So poignant.

Travis Kelce can call an army of refs to come protect him at any moment, just like Christ could call on legions of angels: The parallels are remarkable.

Jesus is the Chief Priest, just like Travis Kelce is the Chief tight end: Mind-blowing.

Taylor Swift famously wrote "Teardrops On My Guitar", which recalls Jesus weeping at Lazarus' death: It all points back to the Lord.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce both have Jewish agents, reminding us of Christ's teachin

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