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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Washington have expressed disappointment in the Father of Lies, reportedly admonishing Satan for being too moderate.

"Every time I openly call for the sexual mutilation of children by gender surgeons, Satan asks me to 'tone it down a little.'" said Congressional Representative AOC. "Satan! Can you believe it? He has gotten way too moderate."

"What a loser!"

AOC is not alone. The remaining members of "The Squad," including Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar agree. "I used to think he was cool," Omar told followers on Instagram. "I mean, who doesn't love abortion? But he wants me to hide who I am. I'm like, hide who I am?! How dare you!"

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly confided in aides that Satan was being kind of a pes

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