TOKYO, JAPAN

The lechers in charge of the International Olympic Committee are requiring all athletes, regardless of gender or sport, to wear one of those Borat mankinis or else face massive fines.

“You wear what we tell you to wear or else you’re out!” said IOC chair and Mennonite church elder Jake Harms. “As a Mennonite elder, I’m used to telling folks what they can wear, so it’s only natural that they put me in charge of this whole thing.”

The new Borat mankinis will be introduced starting tomorrow and athletes are already looking forward to the change.

“At least it’s consistent,” said German Olympian Helmut Fischer. “It’s going to make the rugby sevens competition a lot more interesting, let me tell you.”

The IOC is also hoping that the new Borat mankinis will provide a boost in th

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