OMAHA, NE

Anthropologists were shocked to discover a complete lack of gentlemen at a so-called “gentlemen’s” club in an industrial park in Omaha this week.

“Maybe it was just an off night,” said investigator Anne Peters, “but all I saw were drunken middle-age lechers. Not a single gentleman in the place.”

Peters wondered if he problem was it was too dark in there and maybe she missed noting the presence of a few gentlemen.

“So I investigated a little further,” said Peters. “Yeah, I was wrong. Whatever you do, don’t go into the dark shadowy corners in a place like this.”

Eventually Peters concluded that perhaps the problem was this establishment’s choice of entertainment.

“You’re not going to attract gentlemen with a stage show like that,” said Peters. “Seems like all we’ve got in her

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