REINLAND, MB

On a family outing to Kenora this past weekend, local dad Arnold Koop of Reinland smacked right into a deer with the family Caravan. While the carnage seemed to horrify his young family, the father of four was able to console his children by suggesting that the dismembered corpse strewn across the highway was simply having a nice long .

“The kids were screaming when we slammed into Bambi just outside Falcon Lake,” said Koop. “But when I told them was he was only napping they seemed to feel a bit better about the whole situation.”

After moving the deer to the side of the road and cleaning the blood off his windshield, Koop took the whole family for chocolate dipped cones and explained to them that the deer was just fine.

“So, it’s just like the rest you and mom have every S

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