WASHINGTON, D.C. - Kamala Harris was President for 2 hours today while Biden was under anesthesia for a routine colonoscopy, and possibly also heart surgery. It didn't take her long, though, to do some serious damage to the presidential limo after she took it for a spin.

"For gosh golly sakes, Kamala, what did you do to my limo?" said a frustrated President Biden. "I told you not to drive this thing! What happened?"

Sources in Washington say the vehicle had a cracked windshield, dents all over, scratched wheels and spattered blood on the bumper.

"Oh Joe, don't worry about it!" said Kamala with her charming Kamala smile. "I just ran to Target and got some president things, and I tried to parallel park but it's really hard to do that, and then I dented the door, and then I ran over a shop

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