REHOBOTH, DE — President Joe Biden posed for photos yesterday on his Delaware beach trip in an effort to distract the public from mounting scandals involving his participation in international backroom bribery deals.

"Yup! Take another few of my totally fit abs and razor-sharp pecs, why don't you?" Biden told a slightly nauseous secret service agent. "We need to ‘leak' these to the press wphggrtaboutiit ok?"

As the photos were released to the public, mainstream media outlets jumped to print stories promoting Biden's image as a fun-loving family guy just enjoying his time with his six, no wait seven, or is it eight? grandkids, despite news about bombshell testimony from Hunter Biden's previous business partner linking the President to potentially millions of dollars of bribery scandals.

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