DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you blasting Autopsy’s “Severed Survival” in the building parking lot, sources report.

“It was so exciting to find out I’m working with a fellow headbanger,” said Hollis. “I didn’t really recognize the band that was playing in his car, but they sounded pretty heavy, so I wanted to know if he had ever checked out Lamb of God. I’ve been listening to them for a couple years now, and I’m pretty sure they’re the best band metal has to offer right now. Aside from them, I’m really into bands like Slipknot and Five Finger Death Punch, and I love the new Metallica album ‘72 Seasons.’ I should ask him if he’s checked it out.”

You figured you might as well talk about Lamb of God with Hollis.

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