So I knew this total jagoff Kevin Kergis, who everyone was absolutely certain peaked in high school. Unfortunately, he’s been having a real renaissance in his 40s, and it’s really pissing everyone off. Honestly, the sick bastard has recently shown a lot of growth as an individual and it makes me want to retch.

It was pretty satisfying to see Kevin struggle with alcoholism after high school because of what a massive douchebag he was. He would show up to parties uninvited, drink all the booze, and bully people. He’d try to twist our nipples and say we were gay and that we actually liked it. We all looked forward to him dying a horrible death from cirrhosis, but instead, he started a non-profit to help recovering addicts and was featured on the local news. I’m feeling really blue balled by t

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