Things have been getting downright biblical at Burning Man this year. In case you haven’t been keeping up with Tech Bro Coachella, a bunch of freaky (well, freakier than usual ) stuff keeps happening at the festival in Black Rock City, Nevada, and frankly, it’s all getting a little too ten plagues for my taste. First there was the fall of the great Orgy Dome , which got destroyed after high winds took down the structure, banishing those looking for a sandy threesome to do so in their own tents.

Then, unto the Burners a child was born. On Wednesday, a woman who didn’t know she was pregnant “spontaneously” gave birth, a Burning Man spokesperson told TODAY.com . The unsuspecting mother, Kayla Thompson, told the New York Times her fellow festivalgoers helped her deliver her first ba

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