NEUENDORF, MB

Empty nesters, Jeff and Nicole Klassen, are certain that the ‘neighbour’ referred to by Jesus is, like, way on the other side of the world and not the nosy spinster next door.

“I like to think of ‘neighbour’ in the more global sense of the term,” stated Nicole. “I’m all for sending money to help orphans in Botswana or making my shoeboxes at Christmas for the little kids in Sri Lanka, but listening to Hilda Barkman’s long-winded lectures on the state of my garden is asking just a little too much.”

The Klassens are particularly upset to have been reported to the municipal office for not taking adequate care of their dandelions.

“We received a little note on the door saying we had to deal with the weeds,” said Nicole. “I’m certain it was the crazy lady next door who ratted u

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