Ol' Eyes on the Ball would like you to know he's occupying himself with the business of the nation. From himself, with commentary from behind the bar of the Shebeen:

I used, at the White House, the most beautiful marble and stone available anywhere. Surfaces are very important to me as a Builder. As everyone knows, I built many GREAT Buildings, and other things, over the years. [Ed. Note: Name three, and none of the ones you slapped your name on count.] At the White House, I am very proud of the beautiful stonework we did in the Rose Garden, in this case, using limestone plus. The Rose Garden is completed, and far more beautiful than anyone ever had in mind when it was conceived of decades ago. [Ed. Note: Yeah, Jackie Kennedy was a big fan of parking lots.] Three days ago, while

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