TACOMA, WA — Local husband Jeremy Wright had his internal Lord Of The Rings soundtrack interrupted once again by his wife telling one of her stories about something or whatever.

"Ugh, not again," Jeremy lamented. "I was just getting to the big buildup, you know when it's like 'Past the horiiiizoooon.' Then, here comes my wife with some lame story about one of our kids being in the hospital because they fell off the roof. Now I'm going to have to start all the way at the beginning. So typical."

Wright stated that the Lord Of The Rings soundtrack has been playing in his head on repeat for just shy of fifteen years now. "Occasionally, I hear the Imperial March from Star Wars and the Indiana Jones theme, like when I'm parallel parking. Oh, and sometimes I have the Tetris theme going

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