DEEPHAVEN, MN - Local couple Mark and Linda Bellinger got into a fight over the weekend, which was likely caused by Mark's habit of always using perfect communication.

It began like any other Saturday night date. Mark sat on the couch, watched a little basketball, caught some of the golf tournament, got bored, and turned on a Western. Finally, Linda was ready to head out.

Things started to go south when the couple got into the car. Linda asked Mark a series of questions. Which restaurant is the best? What movie do you like? Should we stop for a drink, and where? Mark answered all of the questions succinctly , without any hesitation or wasted breath.

This made Linda very upset.

"He never gives me a real answer," she complained. "It's always 'yeah, that sounds great,' or, 'no, I'd rath

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