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In light of recent shootings, Congress is considering red flag laws they've secretly been wanting to pass for decades. This means that even though you have a right to bear arms guaranteed by the US Constitution, they can make exceptions based on a list of criteria they come up with - namely, red flags.

Here are twelve red flags that will prevent you from buying a firearm if congress has its way:

1) You are applying to purchase a firearm: Ew! You want to buy a gun? MAJOR red flag there.

2) You once shared a Babylon Bee article on Facebook: You're probably on the no-fly list already.

3) You don't support the current thing in your Twitter bio: YOU BIGOT.

4) You're Joe Biden's bicycle: Attempts on the President's life will not be tolerated.

5) You're a Vietnam ve

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