We, as a nation, have a serious problem. Ever-more devastating mass shootings are occurring with increasing frequency, and yet our elected officials' only response is to offer their "thoughts and prayers." Of course, "thoughts and prayers" is a sentiment optimal in its saccharine sweetness, cheap religiosity and avoidance of responsibility. As such, it definitely qualifies as an A-list platitude.

But frequent repetition has caused this tried-and-true phrase to lose even the modest punch it once possessed. If the president and our elected representatives refuse to implement practical measures to curb gun violence, it is incumbent upon us as responsible citizens to at least help them come up with new platitudes to mouth after the next mass shooting. Here then, are some useful alternatives.

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