LOS GATOS, CA - Netflix subscribers increased ten-fold this week after the executive team brilliantly fired hundreds of employees - who will now stay home all day watching Netflix. Many of the former employees are DEI experts who worked hard to create the diverse content they now consume.

Layoffs reportedly came as a result of lower than expected subscriber numbers and a poor earnings report due to a complete lack of interest in any of the content Netflix is producing.

Netflix CEO Bill Netflix issued a public statement regarding the layoffs. "It is regrettable to let go of any employee - It's the hardest part of being a multi-millionaire - but we've been dealing with a lot of pushback from our subscriber base who doesn't care to pay for awful content nobody wants to watch."

"That's when

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