This week:

No Soggy Bottoms Allowed!

There is a viral video trend that keeps surfacing on my social media timelines, where people are dared to try to evade employees and security and spend the night in places like Wal-Mart, IKEA, and movie theaters.

I have no idea why these keep being served to me, except for maybe the algorithm somehow senses my deep desire to escape from the horror that is “real life” right now. Except, if it was up to me, I wouldn’t be trying to sneak my way into an IKEA, as much of an affinity as I have for modular furniture and Swedish meatballs. I would be conning my way in to The Great British Baking Show’s tent.

That is my bunker from the storm. My refuge from the terror of today. My safe space.

Every new season, we’re reminded how nice it is to have a TV

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