You really have to appreciate Stephen Miller’s comprehensive attention to detail when it comes to being the biggest ghoul in President Donald Trump’s administration. The White House deputy chief of staff is like a funhouse mirror demon version of Forrest Gump, showing up every time something horrible is happening. So it’s no surprise that Miller is the one who is really helming Trump’s ongoing takeover of Washington, D.C.
Honestly, it’s a wonder he has the time. He’s got to be so busy, what with pimping Immigration and Customs Enforcement jobs on social media, whipping the whole of government into a frenzy to hit 3,000 deportations a day, and shadow-puppeting lawsuits to make sure colleges only admit white people.
Perhaps Miller is mainlining coffee so he can function on a few hours’ sle