Dabo Swinney begged for it. Downright pleaded.
He wanted someone, anyone — even Tyler from Spartanburg would do — to mock Clemson after Swinney’s Tigers faceplanted in a season-opening loss to LSU.
Brian Kelly obliged. LSU’s coach dunked on Swinney at his weekly news conference , three days after his team cooked Clemson on its home field.
When Kelly heard that Swinney offered report-card grades for the teams’ performances — Swinney graded Clemson a 58 and gave LSU a 65, presumably out of 100 — Kelly fired back.
“We dominated them in the second half,” he said.
He was just getting warmed up.
“He’s either a really good grader for giving himself a 58,” Kelly continued, “or he's a really hard grader on us."
Then he delivered the mic drop.
“Or he didn't see the second half, which t