GALLIFREY - Reports indicate that just as the fallen Doctor was regenerating into a strong, powerful, diverse female, the 14th Doctor has instead taken the form of Doctor Jordan Peterson. What was certain to be the most stunning and brave - and not to mention the lowest-rated - season yet, has now been subverted entirely by the emergence of Doctor Peterson as the newest Time Lord.

"It's like no - if you betray yourself, if you say untrue things, you weaken your character," said Dr. Peterson when asked why he returned as a man. "For God sakes, you just can't bloody well live with that kind of paradox in life, lying to yourself."

Sources say the new Doctor wasted no time in setting his space and time traveling T.A.R.D.I.S in order, and visiting some of the worst parts and greatest villains

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