These days, it can be hard to tell if the hospital you're at is also a staging ground for Islamist terrorists to commit mass murder! We at the Babylon Bee have assembled a list of ten subtle clues to help you discern if the hospital you're at is actually a Hamas base:

The doctors break out in cheers when someone dies: Not a good start.

The ambulance has a .50-cal machine gun mounted on top: It does clear traffic, but in a very Hamas-y manner.

The hospital offers to waive your bill if you strap on this cool vest: To be fair, we're told they do keep their word.

The gift shop sells "I'm sorry you've been taken hostage" balloons: Uh-oh.

The sound of small arms fire keeps coming from the Cancer Ward: Very unorthodox, those Hamas cancer treatments.

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