Celtic launched a jerry can of petrol into an already smouldering fire but there’s only one party really at fault

It used to be known at Statement O’Clock during some of the wackier of the Rangers banter years. ‌

The then Ibrox chiefs would stick out some bonkers release late on Friday nights that would have fans choking on their carry-outs. ‌

Now it’s Celtic ’s turn to hit the send button during the witching hours. ‌

Saturday evening’s 1000-word AI-inspired opus was a cracker.

Under-siege Parkhead bosses gave it the green light during Casualty on BBC 1 – which seemed pretty apt given the response was like one of those chaotic episodes of the long running drama where a helicopter crashes into an old folk’s home or something.

The entire thing felt more like a scene from Blackadder Goes Forth though, with Stephen Fry’s General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett pacing in his office, p