NEW YORK CITY, NY - After expressing her frustration at Democrats for not embracing fresh progressive ideas such as communism, AOC has announced her departure from politics into the world of showbusiness. Today it was announced that the former congressperson will replace the legendary Alex Trebek on the popular game show Jeopardy!.

"I'm, like, so honored to be taking over as the first birthing person of color to host Jeopardy! ," AOC said in a statement to the press. "For too long, Jeopardy! has been a bastion of heteronormative cisgender white patriarchy and ethnocentric ideas of truth. It's totally time to change that, like, now."

AOC was determined to be eminently qualified for the position due to her Bachelor of Arts degree in economics and international relations, as well as h

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