ROCHESTER, NY — Local wife Savannah Miller has recently become suspicious that her husband Tom may have "quiet quit" parenting months ago.

"He‘s still technically putting in the hours," said Mrs. Miller. "But I'm not sure him texting the kids from the couch to tell them to go outside really qualifies as parenting."

Mr. Miller has thus far adamantly denied the accusations. "Totally false. The only thing I'm guilty of is becoming more efficient at parenting," said Mr. Miller. "If the kids need discipline, I just cancel their allowance on Venmo. I've developed an escalating series of angry ‘gifs‘ to send when they are treading on thin ice. And I have them text me a picture of their homework when it's done. Honestly, I'm more on top of it than I've ever been."

Despite Tom's rebuttal, Mrs. M

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