OTTAWA - As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau continues his effort to impose authoritarian rule in Canada, he is beginning to face some challenges. "The Royal Canadian Mounties are just not that good at goose-stepping," said a disappointed Trudeau. "For some reason, it doesn't come naturally to them, which is such a shame since goosestepping is very intimidating to racist, homophobic insurgents calling for 'freedom,' whatever that is."

Reports have begun to surface that a new "Intro To Goose-Stepping" course has been made mandatory at the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) Training Academy in Regina, Saskatchewan. Training instructor Reginald Breslin told reporters, "It's true. We've begun the goose-step training, as ordered by our Dear Leader, that's what we have to call him now. And it's

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