AUSTIN, TX - According to reports, Thomas Carrier, proprietor of the Christian Sentry blog, came to the conclusion Friday that he was pretty much the only Christian left on the planet.

"You know, I look around and all I see is hypocrisy," Carrier lamented. "I've concluded I must be the only Christian left. The remnant, if you will - I'm quite certain of it. No one else measures up."

"I've tried going to a bunch of different churches, but they're never pure. I feel kind of like the prophet Elijah," he added.

Carrier, who has maintained his blog for the past five years, has taken on a wide variety of people, including but not limited to: the left, the right, Mark Driscoll, the Pope, the Pope's mother, his own mother, Hollywood, John Piper, Ashton Kutcher, and Michael W. Smith.

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