MEDITERRANEAN SEA — The international community is calling for investigations after Greta Thunberg reported that her humanitarian flotilla had suffered an unprovoked attack from a Jewish Space Laser.

Security footage captured what appeared to be an incendiary device igniting on the deck of the ship, leading to speculations about a cruel and brazen attack by the IDF.

"I saw it, I saw the giant red laser of the Jews," cried Greta hysterically to her social media followers. "I was blinded by a white hot light that appeared to come down from the upper atmosphere where the Jews keep their giant laser. They are trying to kill me! How DARE they?"

Thunberg confirmed the deadly attack made several slight char marks on the ship's bulkhead, knocked over some photos of Ayatollah Khamenei, and inter

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