CLEVELAND, Ohio -- President ‘Grab ‘em by the privates’ Trump continues to deny it’s his ‘John Hancock’ on a birthday note to Jeffrey Epstein featuring the doodled outline of a nude female.

In The Oval Office, President Trump has hanging on a wall an original Declaration of Independence behind navy blue curtains to protect it from light and gaudiness of the gold medallions and trim paint he’s adorned the office with.

He’d also like to keep the trashy note he allegedly wrote and signed to Jeffrey Epstein on his 50th birthday behind the metal curtain of a Donald dumpster, but he no longer can.

Twenty two years ago the letter was enclosed in a leather-bound ‘birthday book’ for Epstein compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell, his cohort in child sex trafficking now serving out a 20 year sentence.

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