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Wondering why people actually still vote for Democrats? Believe it or not, there are still Democrat voters out there and we've compiled their top reasons for doing so!

They're dead: Hard to object to candidates like Joe Biden when you are no longer alive!

They're Drag Queens worried about losing their God-given right to dance in underwear in front of kids: It's in The Constitution.

Because Bono said that's what good people do: Listening to U2 was their first mistake.

Still holding out for one of those free Obama phones: An iPhone 6! NICE!

To convince others that they aren't Christian Nationalists: They're one of the "good" Christians.

They live in Chicago and a stray bullet punched right through the "D" side of the ballot: It happens far

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