SWIFT CURRENT, SK

Customers entering Dueck Sausage Emporium in Swift Current this week were greeted with a friendly message to “satanize” their hands before entry.

“ , I knew things were bad, but this is getting out of hand!” said Mr. Klassen, who stopped by for a ring of Dueck’s famous garlic . “Now, how exactly does this process work?”

Undeterred by the new restrictions, Mr. Klassen thoroughly “satanized” his hands with whatever was in the liquid bottle at the door.

“I sure hope I don’t get excommunicated for this,” said Mr. Klassen. “But when a man’s desperate for sausage, what else can he do?”

While he was up town shopping, Mr. Klassen also stopped by at the local dollar store where he picked up a bunch of “hand satanizer” for home use.

“Things sure all different these days,” sai

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