A HOUSEGUEST who sweetly said she did not want to impose should have thought of that before arriving at a friend’s home for a whole weekend.

Sophie Rodriguez surprised Charlotte Phelps by arriving on Friday evening, insisting she would not be a burden and asking why there was not any oat milk in the fridge.

Phelps said: “Has Soph realised that home invasion is actually a genre of horror film? And even in those they’re not expected to put out fresh towels for them?

“If she wasn’t here, I’d be in my pants watching Honeymoon Island, might have a wank if I’m feeling cheerful. Instead I’m lounging around a suspiciously clean flat with a scented candle burning as if that was my usual Saturday.

“Making a bed and making her endless drinks would be tolerable if not having to constantly reassu

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