J. Sam Jones

Who is Sir Minty?

Friend? Overzealous Charlotte FC supporter? Soccerball royalty from another dimension’s soccer-based kingdom banished to our realm who’s taken the only work he reasonably can as he grapples with the reality that, with each passing day, finding a way home becomes a little less likely?

Well, folks, we sat down with His Royal Roundness for an exclusive interview to find out all the details.

He…he just stared at us. We found out nothing.

At the end of the interview, he smiled, we shook hands, he slipped me a $5 gift card to Bojangles — which we did accept and use — and he stared at us until we left him to do his kingly duties, which were described to us by a source close to Minty as “critical.” As the door closed behind us, the faint sounds of the "Frasier

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