MORDEN, MB

There’s a reason why Mennonites drive nondescript vehicles – so they don’t get identified in the liquor store parking lot. Well, obviously Mr. Wiens did not consider all the implications of his decision to buy and drive the only Renault in town.

“ ! Isn’t that Mr. Wiens’s car?” wondered Mrs. Plett of Winkler before slamming on the brakes to take a photo. “This is going straight to the elders!”

Mrs. Plett decided since she was in Morden anyway, she might as well hide in the bushes and see if she recognized any more Winkler plates.

“Ach! And there’s the Klassens!” said Mrs. Plett, frantically recording their details. “And, will wonders never cease – the Rempels!”

Mrs. Plett spent all afternoon in the bushes across the street and by the end of the evening had a list of more th

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