WINNIPEG, MB

Since the cancellation of the NHL season is more-or-less a foregone conclusion by now, NHL executives have decided to award the Stanley Cup to the league’s most deserving fanbase, the Winnipeg Jets.

“We can’t play the games, but we’ve got this Cup sitting around and we might as well award it,” said commissioner Gary Bettman. “It was quite the process, but we decided the fan’s most deserving of the cup were the Winnipeg Jets.”

The decision was based on a number of factors such as how dedicated the fan base was, how few cups they’ve won, and whether they’d been screwed over by the league in the past.

“Sure the Leafs have waited five decades, but the Jets have never won at all and we never stole a team from Toronto and moved it to the desert,” said Bettman. “We also considere

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