U.S. — In the wake of Italy electing Giorgia Meloni as Prime Minister, millions of Americans have gotten their hopes up that she might also become the President of the United States. Unfortunately, according to a small, little-known technicality, the Prime Minister of Italy is not eligible for President as she was not born in the U.S.

"I saw Giorgia Meloni's speech defending family, religion, medical freedom, and life, and got my hopes up thinking she might somehow become our President. But alas, some bizarre old rule says you have to be born in America AND win a U.S election," said local man Doug Chambers. "I should've known it was too good to be true to have a President that understands our fight on a cosmic level."

Many other Americans expressed similar sentiments stating that after l

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